Close-up of what looks like a human butt. Camera pulls back to reveal that it’s a peach and sandpaper siting next to it. Narration: “This is a, uh...peach. And this sandpaper.” Hand rubs sandpaper on peach. “You know what we’re trying to say.” Shot of toilet paper. “And this is Best toilet paper, both soft and strong.” Shot of hand turning a peach around with a smiley face on it. “You’re peach will enjoy it too.”