An animated film about a detached penis. Eunuch pulls penis off and sells him to an African man. African man and woman stand in front of trees. African man is kidnapped and tied on a ship to be a slave. African men stand in front of lesbian, red headed pirate. African man gives penis to pirate and is freed. Red headed pirate as a young girl holding a hot dog. Her Christmas wishlist: all different words for penis. She throws a tantrium while her parents calmly read and knit. She runs away from home and becomes a pirate. She stands in her room on the boat and straps the new penis on. Then has sex wtih a woman. Other women on the ship talk. Pirate throws the penis out the window.