Trailer for porn from the seventies. Flashing “Coming Soon” credits. Shots of a man and woman having sex while obnoxious trumpet music plays in the background. A woman speaks to a man in an office: “If you can’t make it here, where can you make it?” The music continues over clips of sex, while animated credits reveal the title: “Portrait.” Shots of men and women peeing together. The woman fellates two men at the same time. A man uses a hand-cranked dildo on her. She sings “Row, row, row your boat” while giving head. Fast-motion footage of men and women getting naked.