Female models dressed up as gangsters and molls on a boat. Spinning newspaper with headline “America’s Going Dry!”. The women pull up to the dock and start loading Canada dry. Some have machine guns. A blonde moll with a thick New York accent. They recite a poem about Canada Dry and remark on their pronunciation of “thirst” as “toist”. Slogan comes up over image of bottle cap with Canada Dry logo. Machine gun sounds with text that reads “The Thirst Killer”.