Commercial for the Lincoln Mercury Capri. A man and a dog walk over the sand dunes in a windy desert. The man spots something and starts running. The man runs to a car and walks around examining it. Shots of the interior and dashboard controls. A line of nuns walk around the can, gesturing at it before they dance away and disappear. The man looks confused and drops his hat on the dog. A man and woman dressed like a pimp and prostitute appear on the car. The woman caresses the hood and wheels before the pair disappears. A football team runs up to the car and poses with it before disappearing. Three scantily clad women dancing with sponges appear briefly. The car disappears, prompting the man to walk off and disappear. A series of words appear on screen followed by the Lincoln Mercury Capri brand.